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  2. vampiratestakemanhatten:

    sweetbabycheesus:

    night-clowns:

    He’s summoning Satan

    or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

    No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

    (Source: caturday, via gnawingatthewoolovermyeyes)

     

  3. ahkep:

    actionables:

    the past is a strange place

    cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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    this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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    one wheel motorcycle

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    pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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    baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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    zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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    But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

    (via gnawingatthewoolovermyeyes)

     
  4. comedyblogger:

    drinking underage like

    (Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings, via lepiduscorvus)

     
  5. the-fault-in-our-wifi:

    mook64:

    giraffepoliceforce:

    popemarina:

    mistyslay:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going to do it in a way that shows you that I am funnier than you are.” And Gus is momentarily defensive and then like, “Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.”

    Nat improvised that line, by the way. Such a great actor. He’s going to be so amazing as Q in Paper Towns.

    did… did he just praise his own movie again….

    when was the last time a NON-BLIND guy made fun of a BLIND guy in a teen romance movie? Ever? I don’t think it has happened ever

    HE PRAISED AN ACTOR FOR IMPROVISING A LINE DOES IT NEVER END WITH YOU PEOPLE.

    john green is not a director

    john green is not a director

    john green is not a director

    1. john green is not a director
    • john green is not a director

    JOHN GREEN IS NOT A DIRECTOR. HIS PRAISE OF THE MOVIE IS OUT OF ADMIRATION OF THE ACTORS, DIRECTOR, AND PRODUCERS. NOT OUT OF SELF-PRAISE. HE ONLY WROTE THE NOVEL; EVERYTHING ELSE WAS OUT OF HIS CONTROL

    next person I see hating on john for no reason gets a kick to the dick

    (Source: jimmytfallon, via charmingcharlene)

     
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  7. Ensemble Stereotypes: Pixar

    saxysopralto:

    Choir Kids:

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    Orch Dorks:

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    Band Geeks:

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    Jazzers:

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    All musicians:

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    Conductors:

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    (via amatuerblogsman)

     
  8. stoned-levi:

    that settles it

    we have to get rid of the ocean

    (Source: profile.cheezburger.com, via fermentedbreastmilk)

     

  9. physics-and-fiction:

    mischievous-acrobats:

    You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

    An Alto.

    *soprano cackling in the distance*

    (via fermentedbreastmilk)

     
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  11. hopsjollyhigh:

    My sister’s school has a little awards ceremony for the theatre kids and a category is “best villain in a musical” and AIDS from rent won so they had to redo the vote

    (via fermentedbreastmilk)

     
  12. "It’s just another day”

    (Source: nataliesassman, via fermentedbreastmilk)

     

  13. thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    (via cpatchproblem)

     
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  15. lunarshadesofindigo:

    F is for vodka

    U is for vodka

    N is for vodka.

    (via fermentedbreastmilk)